Off The Record

When A Little Girl Was About To Tell Mommy Something About Daddy And A Strange Lady…

Published on March 14, 2024

Laughing boosts physical health by enhancing immunity and reducing stress, improves mental well-being by elevating mood and resilience, and strengthens social bonds by fostering connections and shared happiness.

It acts as a natural pain reliever, stress reducer, and mood enhancer, making it a powerful tool for maintaining overall health and building relationships.

Moreover, laughter’s universal appeal breaks down social barriers and enhances group cohesion, making it an essential component of human interaction and community building.

For the sake of stress relief from all the things happening daily, here’s a joke that will surely make you laugh!

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”…

“Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.”

So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”

And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”

“Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.”

“Clever girl,” purrs Mummy. “What could you see through the keyhole?”

“I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and…”

“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”

“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,” says the little girl confidently.