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Three Bulls Found Out That The Rancher Was Bringing Another Bull
It’s crucial to have a sense of humour because it improves our mood and interpersonal relationships. We feel happier and less worried when we laugh.
It also helps us deal with difficult circumstances, such as when we’re angry or something goes wrong.
Laughing along with friends or family can strengthen our bonds and ensure that we all have a fun day. Thus, finding the humour in things can add to our enjoyment of life and support us throughout difficult moments.
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Three bulls on a ranch
When the rancher brought another bull into the property, three bulls noticed.
Bull 1: “I have been here for five years.” I’m not feeding any of my 100 cows to this new bull.”
Second Bull: “I’ve earned the privilege to fifty cows after three years here. I am keeping every cow I own.”
Third Bull: “You people have only allowed me to have 10 cows so far in the year that I’ve been here. Even if I’m not as big as you guys, I’m still going to keep all ten of my cows.”
At that moment, they observe the largest bull they have ever seen being transported by an 18-wheeler in the pasture.
His weight of 4,700 pounds puts stress on the steel ramp with every step.
The first bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”
Second Bull: “To be honest, I have too many cows to look after. I have a few extra to spare. I’m not searching for a fight, for sure.”
The third bull, who is snorting and shaking his horns, is pawing the ground when they turn to face him.
The first bull: “Son, don’t be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”
Third Bull: “Hell, all my cows are his to have. Just making sure he understands that I’m a bull!”
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