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Dad Was Petrified When He Heard His Daughter

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Dad Was Petrified When He Heard His Daughter

Many people hundreds of years ago thought the world was run by magic.

Even though we live in modern times, there’s still a small part of us that is connected to our ancestors’ superstitious beliefs.

When strange things happen around us, our minds go straight to the dark side of our brains that is ready to believe the impossible. And there’s no thought that does this to our brains more than death.

The last big mystery in human history still makes people scared and ready to believe in anyone, no matter how logical they are.

Let’s look at the father in this joke. He’s a sensible guy who started to believe his daughter had power.

Before putting his 3-year-old daughter to bed, a father read her a story and listened to her pray. At the end of her prayers, she said, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa.”

“Why did you say goodbye, Grandpa?” the father asked.

“I don’t know, dad. It just seemed like the right thing to do,” the girl replied. Grandpa died the next day. The father thought it was a strange turn of events.

After a few months, the girl’s dad put her to bed and listened to her pray, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma.” The grandmother passed away the next day.

The dad thought, “Holy crap, this kid is talking to the other side.”

When the girl was getting ready for bed a few weeks later, her dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.”

He was so shocked when he heard that! He got up very early to go to his job because he couldn’t sleep all night. He was very scared all day, ate lunch, and looked at the time.

He thought he would be fine if he could make it until midnight. He felt safe at work, so when the day was over, he didn’t go home. Instead, he stayed there, drank coffee, checked his watch, and jumped at every sound. It was finally midnight, and he felt better. He sighed and went home.

His wife told him, “I’ve never seen you work so late.” What’s wrong?” He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I just had the worst day of my life.” “You think you had a bad day? I did something crazy that you’ll never believe. The mailman died on our porch this morning!”

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