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A married couple sits through a lengthy ceremony in a church. The wife finds herself unable to resist the need to sleep. Her spouse sees this and pokes her with a finger to wake her up.
As he takes her in his arms, the preacher poses a question about the congregation that eventually led the Israelites out of Egypt. The woman, startled awake, exclaims, “The Almighty!” before drifting back to sleep.
The husband pokes her again as the ritual continues, prompting a question from the preacher about the one who died to atone for their crimes. In her groggy state, the woman exclaims, “Jesus Christ!”
Again, her husband tried to wake her up when a question was raised in the sermon.
Unfortunately, the question came at the wrong time: “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?” At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his finger, so she exclaimed, “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.”
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