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Man Comes Home Early And Panics When He Hears His Wife Moaning From The Bedroom
Spouse is heard groaning by husband in the bedroom.
We have a joke that is sure to put a smile on your face. It has been a while since we last laughed this hard.
Upon returning home from work ahead of schedule, a man discovers that his bedroom is making some peculiar noises.
On the bed, his wife is found naked and panting as he hastily makes his way upstairs.
“What’s up?” he says.
“I’m having a heart attack,” the woman sobs.
He hastily makes his way downstairs to get the phone, but as he begins to dial, his son, who is four years old, yells out, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
Slamming the phone on the floor, the man storms upstairs into the bedroom, pulls open the wardrobe door, and stomps past his wailing wife. His brother is, in fact, hiding at the bottom of the closet, completely nude.
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“You rotten SOB,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!”
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